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Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Teenage Bottlerocket

Ready to Roll   vinyl and CD

(Pirates Press Records)



"You won't catch me cryin', I'm the luckiest man alive!" exults "She's the Shit's" narrator. Prominent among madmoiselle's virtues is that "she doesn't know shit about Indiana Jones or Star Wars!" Combine giddy irreverence with eardrum-smacks that've bent ripped-jean knees before the altar of the Forest Hills brudders (as worthwhile, post-CBGB Punk typically has) and you've got in one package wiseass firepower tickled as all fuck at its own capacity. 

Recommended: "Ready to Roll," "She's the Shit," "Post-Mortem Depression," "I Want to Die on My Birthday," "High-Speed Yoga," "All About It," "Giant Bug," "What to Be for Halloween," "Home to You," "Afraid of the Dark"

Videos: "She's the Shit" (live)   "Post-Mortem Depression" (live)   "Giant Bug"   "Afraid of the Dark"


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FORMER staff writer for Rockabilly and Pin Up America magazines. FREELANCE credits include Daily Caller, American Thinker, Free Republic, Huffington Post, Counterpunch, Dissident Voice, Independent Political Report, USA Today, Des Moines Register, Iowa City Press-Citizen, Waterloo Courier, Cedar Falls Times, Marshalltown Times Republican, Cincinnati.com, IndyStar, Arizona Republic, No Depression, Goldmine, Blue Suede News, Rock and Rap Confidential, Crackerjack, Blues News, Wrecking Pit, Punk Globe, Prairie Sun, Music and Sound Output, BAM, New Music, and 1980s NYC fanzines Shake, Rattle, and Roll, Rebel Rouser, and Off the Wall. AUTHOR: Shake, Rattle and Rocket!, Ghost Saucers in the Sky!, Stratosphere Boogieman!, Flesh Made Music, That a Man Can Again Stand Up: American spirit vs, sedition during the incipient Trump Revolution, and Ideas Afoot: Political observations, social commentary, and media analyses. WORKED as 2004 Iowa coordinator for Ralph Nader independent presidential campaign; co-founded Iowa Green Party, also served as statewide media coordinator; press coordinator, 2002 Jay Robinson (Green) IA gubernatorial effort. Wrote extensively re Trump campaign..